So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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