SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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