I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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