Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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