ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
