yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN