Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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