so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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