honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I didn't notice because vodka
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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