Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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