I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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