hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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