You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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