Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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