Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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