And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
