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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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