So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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