his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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