oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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