How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
