somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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