he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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