make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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