Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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