Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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