its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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