She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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