he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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