He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
this hospital has no fireball
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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