dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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