I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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