were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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