I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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