3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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