Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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