The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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