umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
