you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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