Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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