Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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