yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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