but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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