...so i touched it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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