Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I would fuck him just for his dog
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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