just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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