sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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