he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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