belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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