Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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