I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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