Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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