Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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